In which I make a real apology

I’d just like to take a moment and point out, seriously, that there is nothing even remotely creepy about my friend Sara. Any comments made here about her creepieness were jokes and so far from the truth it’s not even funny.

I met Sara for the first time when she came to my Halloween party two years ago. She looks kinda like Britney Spears and she came dressed as Supergirl, so I have always associated her with two of my favorite things. She’s sweet, and funny, and throws fun parties. She has great taste in friends and terrible taste in boyfriends. The next time she asks me to touch her legs I will do it and not question her because there’s absolutely nothing creepy about touching your friend’s leg.

Sorry Sara.