Things heard in a body shop

• Guy 1: Hey, I haven't seen you in forever!
• Guy 2: It's been a while. Not since I used to work on your farm.
• Guy 1: That's right. Say, did you hear about John?
• Guy 2: No.
• Guy 1: He was up in Chicago and got messed up with drugs and stuff. Now he's in an institution up there.
• Guy 2: Well, you don't say? He used to screw my wife.
• Guy 1: ...
• Guy 2: ...
• Guy 1: Well, you know, I'd always heard that was the case.
• Guy 2: It was.
• Guy 1: She's your ex-wife now, though, I guess.
• Guy 2: Yeah.
• Guy 1: I guess she was probably screwing him just as much as he was screwing her.
• Guy 2: Yeah.
• Guy 1: Yeah.