project: pp

You poor bastards.

P.Dirty and I hatched a plan last night. Hatched it like an egg. We’re starting a project. A SUMMER project. Except we started it last night and it’s not really summer yet, but that’s okay. It’ll take a while to get it done, so we can use the extra nights.

All this summer P.Dirty and I will be ending our nights out by peeing in people’s yards. People we know. Most often, but not exclusively, people who read this blog. I will then report on the said peeing here on my blog. I won’t tell you, by name, who’s yard we hit. I’ll simply post their street address. It’ll be up to you to figure out who it is. Unless it’s your address, and then you’ll probably know who it is. We won’t announce the peeing. We won’t come knock on your door when we’re done. We’ll sneak in like ninjas. Pee like ninjas. Then sneak back out like ninjas.

We made our first hit last night, but I’m having trouble finding the address in the phone book, because our target’s number isn’t listed. Gimme time. I’ll get it.

We’re coming to kill your grass. Watch out.

Also - to my readers in Texas, California, Virginia, and West Virginia: Yes, it will be a long drive, but that’s just how much I love you. And want to pee on something of yours.