nemesis

I’ve figured out what’s wrong with my life.

I don’t have an enemy.

Every good hero in literature, comics, movies, whatever is defined by his enemies. Sherlock Holmes had Moriarty. Batman had the Joker. Sigourney Weaver had the Aliens. P.Dirty has sobriety. The list goes on.

I don’t think I’ll truly ever amount to anything until I’ve found my opposite number. That person, out there, that opposes everything I stand for. My Lex Luthor. The ony problem is, I can’t think of anyone who would make a good enemy for me. So, I’m asking you, my readers and friends, to help me out. Help me come up with an enemy, so that I can finally be a well rounded man of action.

He/She needs to be a worthy advesary. Someone who I would ultimately triumph over in a contest of wills/muscle/sexual prowess, but not easily. They need to present me with a challenge. Also, it’d be good if they were visually striking. That way, we’d look cool locked in battle together.

So, get to it. Suggest me an enemy.