victory!

It should be pointed out that B.P. Gonzizzle and I lead our dodge ball team to victory on Friday night. And by “lead” I mean “followed.” We were joined by our friend Clark, two highschool kids, and a ten year old boy. If ever there were a team that the label “misfits” applied to, it was us. There were two tournaments. We lost the first one badly, but walked away with the second one. I think it’s important to point out that the other teams were made up of high school kids. Athletes. Half our age. I’m not trying to brag but… okay, no, that’s stupid. I am trying to brag. Eat it high school athletes! It took twenty years but I finally got my revenge on you bastards! Who you calling Boner now? Huh?