things heard in a comic book store

I’m starting a new feature. I go to the comic book store every week. I, however, am that rare cool guy hanging out in the comic book store. Also known as, the guy lying to himself. Invariably, ever week or so, I hear something really stupid or nerdy being said in the comic book store. I will post these comments on my blog for your enjoyment. Well, actually, for my enjoyment. You guys can all go screw.

This one is an old one. It’s best if you read it with two really nerdy voices in your head.

Nerd 1: Well, you know what they say… “Curiosity killed the cat.”

Nerd 2: Mmmhmmhmmhmm. Actually… My cat is quite curious and he’s still very much alive.

Thank you. That is all.