reader poll

To my male readers: What’s the sexiest thing a woman can wear?
To my female readers: What’s the sexiest thing a man can wear?
To my sperm whale readers: Eeeeeeeooooooo eeeeeee oooooo eeoooo?

I’ll start the ball rolling by saying there’s nothing sexier than a woman wearing a man’s dress shirt. Like to sleep in, I mean. Not like as a part of an outfit or something. That would just look stupid.