men’s weekend virginia

Men’s Weekend is one week away. On Friday of next week, B.P. Gonzizzle, P.Dirty, and I will be loading into a van we’re borrowing from the Connie’s and roadtripping our way into the wilds of Maryland for a weekend of testosterone and beer. Connie Sue said I had to drive, though, because she heard that B.P had to go to driving school recently and that P.Dirty still drives on the wrong side of the road like they do in Canada.