June 2005
4 posts
In which patch discusses the chupacabra
There’s an episode of Will and Grace where Karen’s maid sneaks up on her and scares her. Karen exclaims, “I thought you were the Chupacabra!” It makes me laugh every time. If you don’t know a chupacabra is like the latin Bigfoot or Loch Ness Monster. It’s a mythical creature that people swear exist. It translates as “goat sucker,” I believe. ...
In which I make a real apology
I’d just like to take a moment and point out, seriously, that there is nothing even remotely creepy about my friend Sara. Any comments made here about her creepieness were jokes and so far from the truth it’s not even funny.
I met Sara for the first time when she came to my Halloween party two years ago. She looks kinda like Britney Spears and she came dressed as Supergirl, so I have...
In which Patch does something he rarely does
I’ve been asked to post a public apology on my blog. At first, when the offended party asked, I thought, “Fat chance! Tom Cruise didn’t get one. The Fayette Urban County Government didn’t get one. P.Dirty didn’t get one. What makes you think you’re so special?” Taking a little time, though, and reflecting on the situation, I’ve decided that...
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In which Patch comments about the Modest Mouse...
The Modest Mouse concert was phenomenal. Well, the music was anyway. The venue left a little to be desired. It was a highschool gym in a really rough area of Louisville. While it was cool seeing Modest Mouse in a highschool gym, it would have been a lot nicer in a highschool gym that had a working air conditioner. I’ve never been so hot in my life. Not even that time I went to Hell to...